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grossed outDeborah Dearborn-Jaundice has over 23 years of executive management experience behind her belt, from serving as Head Hostess of Duluth’s number one Dennys for over three centuries to CEO, CFO, and Commander-in-Chief of Contra Costa County 180G, the East Coast’s go-to company for mid-level disturbance management. In 1997, Deborah revived the Antoine Tucci award for best performance in an amateur curling and dressage event for the 1976 World’s Faire. As one of three or four founders of Executive Search Partners, which was called “the best thing since sliced bread” in the summer special edition of Duluth Now! magazine’s fashion supplement. Deborah uses her spare time determining the sex of frogs and chickens for local charities, as well as coaching Little League Skeet Shooting. Deborah has a B.S. and M.B.T from Tulane-on-the-Green University.

Riley M. Ex-Thompson has between 12 and 27 years of experience in various managerial positions, up to and including executive positioning. He has served as Minister of information for Oceania, Ltd., as well as Chief Office Dustbin at AppleSoft RND Inc. Riley is current serving five years at the Maximum Security firm in the burgeoning industrial center of Folsom Valley, California’s fastest-growing destination for young, hip executives with a lot on their minds. In the past, Riley has chaired the Board of Directors for Amalgam Associates in Tokugawa Prefecture, the Chairman Emeritus for Online Casino USA, as well as offering his services as an independent consultant discreetly at low low prices with no questions asked.

B. Everett “Blowy” Minx has more experience than the rest of these young whipper-snappers put together so don’t you dare make that mistake again. Blowy has been CEO, CFO, BFG, BFD, and at least two out of three others. After graduating with hovers from Sheboygan Community College, Sofa Campus, Blowy immediately found a position managing executive movements in the South Pacific during a period of relative instability. As CPO of Universal Online Slots LLC, he was the sole man in the entire world with the right stuff to face the last major threat. He is Certified and also likes a little on the side.

Posted on: June 10, 2010